1. You still have to work nights, but at least you get to spend it on your back.
2. No charting!
3. You only have to keep them alive for 30 minutes- not 12 hours.
4. Pillow therapy means something completely different.
5. The only person to micromanage you is your pimp
6. You only have to service one person at a time
7. Evidence-based practice? They “finish.”
8. The only thing better than wearing scrubs to work, is wearing nothing to work. .
9. If someone pees on you, you can charge extra.
10. Groin management is welcomed and not feared.
11. If you get hit as a prostitute, you can press charges.
12. Patient satisfaction? No surveys!! (See #7.)
13. Frequent fliers mean you’re doing a good job, not a bad one.
I do not find this funny in any way and I’m a male nurse. Sex trafficking is a real thing and there are so many individuals that have to prostitute to stay alive… wtf is wrong with ya’ll.
Don’t be such a pussy
Grow up. It’s a joke. U know comedy. Bet ur a ton of fun off the clock. ?
When I was younger, I thought I could but my Catholicism got in the way! Yet it all applies!
That is funny