1. You still have to work nights, but at least you get to spend it on your back.
2. No charting!
3. You only have to keep them alive for 30 minutes- not 12 hours.
4. Pillow therapy means something completely different.
5. The only person to micromanage you is your pimp
6. You only have to service one person at a time
7. Evidence-based practice? They “finish.”
8. The only thing better than wearing scrubs to work, is wearing nothing to work. .
9. If someone pees on you, you can charge extra.
10. Groin management is welcomed and not feared.
11. If you get hit as a prostitute, you can press charges.
12. Patient satisfaction? No surveys!! (See #7.)
13. Frequent fliers mean you’re doing a good job, not a bad one.
I find this to be hilarious! Anyone that can’t see the humor needs to take a deep breath and enjoy some moments that aren’t serious.
#11 OMG so true! We are so abused and it’s totally acceptable
Quit being butt hurt…. Its funny
MrsB.
Take the panties that have bunched up your nether regions and relax a bit at the humor of the situation.
While I get the joke, I feel it is in very poor taste, due to human trafficking issues going on in today’s society.
Then you don’t get the joke.
Always a bitch in the crowd.
Got a hate that one person who always ruins a joke with her political correctness. Get over yourself
MrsB…..we now know what the B stands for.
Lighten up. It’s called “comedy.”
While human trafficking is horrible and many are forced into prostitution. Many prostitutes do it for the money and have nothing to do with the subject. This is just funny because of the matters we face in nursing. Don’t read comedy pieces if you are going to get offended.